Wait, where were we going again?
Oops. Looks like this page got distracted on the way here and is now hyperfocused on alphabetizing the living room bookshelf by author’s middle name.
You didn’t do anything wrong. This page just isn’t here.
Maybe it never was. Maybe it was an idea I had once and forgot to write it down.
In any case, you can
— which, unlike this page, does actually exist.